DO take off your snowy boots just inside the door of the bowling alley.
DO eat your pasty with your hands, end to end, saving the last nub of crust. (Crusts are handlebars.)
DO use the snowmobile thumb signal to indicate more sledders are following behind you.
DO take turns warming your backside by the woodstove.
DON'T order wine in a U.P. bar.
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