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Blow Job Last week, I spent the better part of the afternoon blowing leaves.It was satisfying in the same way I find ironing relaxing or running my hand back and forth over a velvet pillow to watch the nap change shades. Lulling. Relaxing. I took a little nap afterwords.   As a child of the suburbs, leaf maintenance is something new for me. I thought I owed it to them, really. They had…See More

Blow Job Last week, I spent the better part of the afternoon blowing leaves.It was satisfying in the same way I find ironing relaxing or running my hand back and forth over a velvet pillow to watch the nap change shades. Lulling. Relaxing. I took a little nap afterwords.   As a child of the suburbs, leaf maintenance is something new for me. I thought I owed it to them, really. They had…See More

As you know, I hate to exert.My cats and I get along just fine. We eat, we nap, we groom ourselves until we are tired and we nap again. After a quick snack.My oldest cat, Hobie, is absloutely ginormous. He is the laziest, most worthless slab of feline flesh this side of Kentucky.. He doesn’t cuddle, doesn’t purr, doesn’t interact…See More

Glen Arbor is a long way away from SoHo, y’all. It’s 45 minutes away from the nearest Wal-Mart even. Needless to say, it’s a long, long way away from Navy French Tips.I drove home from my manicure Tip tapping on the steering wheel and wailing LadyGaga to the on coming traffic. If I’m not the hippest thang in a Buick Enclave, I’ll kiss your cold, white patootie. And, certainly, the hippest mom to sell a Glen Lake Lakers hoodie at the football game! Am I right? Huh? Am I?   …..you can see where…See More

As you know, I hate to exert.My cats and I get along just fine. We eat, we nap, we groom ourselves until we are tired and we nap again. After a quick snack.My oldest cat, Hobie, is absloutely ginormous. He is the laziest, most worthless slab of feline flesh this side of Kentucky.. He doesn’t cuddle, doesn’t purr, doesn’t interact…See More

It just looked so cute on the girl sitting next to me. I was getting my nails done and she had this dead sexy red - just on the tips.Like a French manicure? But with color? So more of a Naughty French Maid vibe.As sassy as I like to think I am, I tend to keep the Ho on the Down Low.French tips on the nails - Hooker Red on the…See More

The fresh breath of summer. Crisp, cool mornings erupt into sun-drenched afternoons then dissolve into picture perfect sunsets. The lakes warm to a balmy 62 degrees and fill with hardy wake boarders, skiers, surfers and Frisbee flingers. And like the annual onslaught of swarming black flies come the color-coordinated, spandex-assed bikers riding three abreast on the winding lakeshore roads. …See More

The fresh breath of summer. Crisp, cool mornings erupt into sun-drenched afternoons then dissolve into picture perfect sunsets. The lakes warm to a balmy 62 degrees and fill with hardy wake boarders, skiers, surfers and Frisbee flingers. And like the annual onslaught of swarming black flies come the color-coordinated, spandex-assed bikers riding three abreast on the winding lakeshore roads. …See More